ORAL-SEX

Oral Sex 101: What You Need To Know

Well let’s see.  Rate yourself on a scale of 1 through 5, with 5 being the top score!

Contrary to popular belief, all men are not interested in oral sex. Only about 98% of the male population is interested.

If you don’t like doing it, it leaves you in the position of finding the 2% of men who do not care anything about it. This is not a favorable position to be in. The odds are exceedingly against you. But keep in mind that it’s always better to know what to do and not need it, than need it and not know what to do. Who knows? One day it may grow on you. (Pun intended.) Now if you’re ready to get your hands dirty, continue to read on.

You have to go at it like a gangster. Put your game face on. It’s like anything else: If you’re going to do something, you have to do it right. You have to give it 110%. You can’t go in there like a baby. Grab the microphone! You cannot be afraid to touch it. You can’t put a rubber on it and go in there with gloves and a mask on. Safe sex is always a legitimate concern, so use your own discretion

If you are not going to do it right, it is best you just tell him you cannot do it at all. Think of yourself as Madonna. Pretend you are about to perform a solo in front of thousands. Your goal is to make his eyes roll up into the back of his head. Once you’ve reached this point, know that you have achieved perfection. You can feel totally satisfied.  You can confidently say to yourself, “I’ve got him now!”

Disclaimer: Remember there are no teeth in oral sex…ever. If you leave teeth marks on a man’s penis, you have violated the oral sex code of conduct. Use no teeth at all costs. OUCH!

Once you have done your job, and he tries to get you to back off him, then let it rip. Yell out like a mad woman, “High Ho Silver Yee Haw!” The whole point is that although you have just achieved perfection, be a beast! Act as if you are going to rip his proverbial microphone off.  Now with that look in your eye, let the real games begin. He will be begging for mercy and you will show no mercy. It’s almost as if you are going to pull everything in it out. He could well cry, “STOP!”  I know it may sound a little bit cruel but in the end he will love you for it once you bring him right back to the next climax.

Your reward: Once he regains himself, he is going to turn around and give you that energy right back.  A man, who is in tune, wants to give you the same pleasure.  You will have a sex session for the ages.

The science of what you have now done is to create so much passion that the energy must go somewhere.  In this case, it will go from him, right back up into you! This is the formula.  Most women do not know this because they act too timidly, too scared, and they lie, boring while wanting passion not knowing how to create it. You have to remember: men have a competitive nature. Sometimes you must challenge that nature in a positive way. (Should A Woman Talk Trash During Sex) When you challenge it in a positive way you create passion. No other woman will be able to compete with you unless she knows what you know. Unless she is willing to do what you do for your man, she will not be able to compete and create this same energy over and over. This is about recreating this energy over and over.

The good thing for you is that we know that most people are lazy and unwilling to do the work, but only want the reward. 90% of the population lies dormant supported by 10% of the people that are willing to go the extra mile. If you know this, all you have to be is be a little bit above average. We’re giving you the full spectrum. You can choose where you want to fall in the equation because we’re telling you how to go from zero to sixty. What you decide to do is up to you. We’re giving you all of the information. Some may not be able to give 110%.  Maybe their very best is 80%, but it’s what you do with that 80% that matters the most. It’s all about giving your best effort. Ladies, do I need to say anymore?

Quick Tips

Ladies if you are still confused about oral sex, it is recommended that you go to your neighborhood market and purchase a 6 pack of Big Sticks. These popsicles are usually yellow and red and sometimes pink. The colors are very pleasing to the eye and shaped much like an erect penis. Think about it being hot a summer day and you must keep the Big Stick from dripping on to your hands. You must stop it from dripping on your hands. That means that if the juice has melted and dripped to the bottom, you must go to the bottom of it and lick it to prevent it from dripping on your hands. If the juice drips on to your hands, then you have failed the initial oral sex test. So at all costs, do not let the juice drip on to your hands. Once you have stopped the juice from dripping on to your hands, then go back to the top and lick it like a normal Popsicle. When it starts melting again, you have to run back to the bottom to make sure it doesn’t drip on to your hands. Remember: it’s constantly melting, so you have to be aware of the top and the bottom. Just repeat this process over and over again and you will be well on your way. You will be ready to practice on a real penis and get into the game.

Disclaimer

Do not play with this energy unless you want this man to really love you. In the case it is not love, he could potentially stalk you. If you play with this intensity of energy, a man could potentially stalk you because you will be one in a million who knows what is truly inside the minds of men. (Why Do I Always Attract Crazy Men)

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  1. I will never eat a Popsicle in the same way.

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